How to make a fire mountain girl style

For those whose host brothers are away at basketball practice, I've made a guide on how to start the stove. Mountain girl style no less.

Matterial: Wood, notebook paper and a lighter.

Steps:

• Lay the kindling on bottom of the stove. 
• Lay 3 pieces of wadded up notebook paper on top. 
• Light the other piece of notebook paper and toss it in the stove quickly.
• Wait for a minute
• Grab a log, toss it in on top of the small flames and hope it takes.
• If it takes, watch the fire for at least 15 minutes to be sure.
• If not, repeat with more paper.

Do not attempt if your host mom isn't home and/or you're afraid of fire.